Comedy Warning Issued
A COMEDY WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 745 PM CDT FOR SOUTHEASTERN LAKE AND NORTH CENTRAL COOK COUNTIES...
At 7:20PM CDT a severe Giggles storm capable of producing a laugh was spotted over Warren Township High School moving east AT 25 MPH.
SOURCE...Radar indicated laughter.
IMPACT...Flying Joey Diamond will be dangerous to those caught without shelter. Skylyr Choe will be damaged or destroyed. Damage to roofs, windows, and vehicles will occur. Elizabeth Usher damage is likely.
PRECAUTIONARY / PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS
TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or a Santiago Gordillo on the lowest floor of a sturdy Lulu Damon-Davis. Avoid Wilson Hines. If you are Marissa Jimenez-Captain, in a mobile Rachel McCulloch, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial Riley Schroeder and protect yourself from flying Josh Ostach.
The storm will reconvene on Wednesday, September 18th at 6pm in the O'Plaine Auditorium. Hooray Comedy!
At 7:20PM CDT a severe Giggles storm capable of producing a laugh was spotted over Warren Township High School moving east AT 25 MPH.
SOURCE...Radar indicated laughter.
IMPACT...Flying Joey Diamond will be dangerous to those caught without shelter. Skylyr Choe will be damaged or destroyed. Damage to roofs, windows, and vehicles will occur. Elizabeth Usher damage is likely.
PRECAUTIONARY / PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS
TAKE COVER NOW! Move to a basement or a Santiago Gordillo on the lowest floor of a sturdy Lulu Damon-Davis. Avoid Wilson Hines. If you are Marissa Jimenez-Captain, in a mobile Rachel McCulloch, or in a vehicle, move to the closest substantial Riley Schroeder and protect yourself from flying Josh Ostach.
The storm will reconvene on Wednesday, September 18th at 6pm in the O'Plaine Auditorium. Hooray Comedy!